Sunday, July 26, 2015

The reality of marriage in memes

Marriage is amazing. It is so unbelievably fun being married to your best friend; someone you can 100% be yourself with 100% of the time.

I asked my husband what my post should be about today and he said that I should talk about how sexy he is.. and just like that I was inspired!

Here are some memes I found that, I feel, accurately depict what marriage is really like hopefully you can relate to these as well.

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Is it just me or do men go number two A LOT?! And why does it always take so long? When I need to go, I just get in & get out, guys have to make sure they have their phones, a couple magazines, & a game of some sort. How long do they plan on being in there?

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Scott's actually quite the gentleman with his burps. He does his best not to do it in front of me (same with farts) but sometimes his timing is off. When that happens he usually blames it on a "barking spider" or on my cute David. lol oh well. nobody's perfect..

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I literally just lived this one. He's "in a poker tournament right now," but when he's done we'll feed the ducks, fold the laundry, go to the pool, and watch a movie.

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I love it that my husband wants to help out around the house, I do. It's just sometimes I find that it makes more work for me.. Especially when half the clothes never get folded & end up on the floor or mixed with dirty clothes & then I have to rewash them.. But it's the thought that counts right?

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Scott likes to put clothes in the washer when I'm out running errands. This is a great surprise until he forgets to switch the clothes to the dryer & then it becomes a smelly surprise.

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I don't think Scott would ever make those mistakes, but he has been known to come home with all the wrong ingredients from the grocery store. It's just sad because I know he meant well & he was soo close! He would do this all the time when I had cravings during my pregnancy; he'd either get the wrong thing or he'd have eaten half of it on the way home =(

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Ladies. I'm sure we can all relate to this.

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Scott is always the cutest when I'm mad at him! It is so frustrating. I wanna be mad, but it's difficult when my best friend is trying to make me laugh.

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I'm a huge impulse shopper. And I think just about every grocery trip I come home with a bag of chocolate chips. 

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Sorry sweetie =/

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This is definitely us! Except we grown in our marriage to the point where all Scott really has to do is threaten to do the dishes & I just jump up & start doing them instead.

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There are NO LEFTOVERS when you are married. None. At all. If you want to have some saved for lunch tomorrow, hide it!

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Guilty.

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Usually things get half way done in this house, until I decide to finish them.

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I was at the store getting party food for David's birthday & Scott asked me to pick up the charcoal to save him a trip. I stared at that aisle for 5 minutes until I was ready to make a selection and I failed. He had to go back & buy lighter fluid because I didn't get the kind that had it on it already. 

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Yep. This is me. Scott loves poker and he explains it to me all the time. I still don't really get it. Same with football..


All in all I love my husband more than anything & I know he feels the same about me. We both have flaws but we accept each other for who we are. And that is the best part about marriage. We can be totally ourselves.



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